Question by ClareBear: Ideas for a hilarious speech at a friends wedding?!?
My best friend is getting married, and she asked me to be the maid of honor. I want my speech to be funny. I have a few ideas, but I would like some more input. Does anyone have ideas on how I can make the speech funny!
Answer by mommymich
I heard this on TV the other day from the best man when he was making his speech.
“I’ve heard that my speech shouldn’t be longer than the grooms ability to make love…. Enjoy your dinner!”
**EDIT: Hey I was just giving the girl what she asked for. No unsolicited advice needed. She wanted something funny, so I told her something funny.
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